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	<title>Comments on: two person mittens</title>
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	<description>Yes, someone actually invented that.</description>
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		<title>By: www europebingo com</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-inventions.com/random/two-person-mittens/comment-page-1/#comment-60211</link>
		<dc:creator>www europebingo com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;www europebingo com...&lt;/strong&gt;

confederate revolve grovers Elmer Rothschild ...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>www europebingo com&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>confederate revolve grovers Elmer Rothschild &#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Myschief</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-inventions.com/random/two-person-mittens/comment-page-1/#comment-34577</link>
		<dc:creator>Myschief</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 21:51:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And Ashley, you don&#039;t have to wear them if you don&#039;t want them. They&#039;re only a cute idea someone had for holding hand while wearing mittens.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And Ashley, you don&#8217;t have to wear them if you don&#8217;t want them. They&#8217;re only a cute idea someone had for holding hand while wearing mittens.</p>
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		<title>By: Myschief</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-inventions.com/random/two-person-mittens/comment-page-1/#comment-34576</link>
		<dc:creator>Myschief</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 21:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I found a pattern for knitting these once. My thought process: 
&quot;Awwwww!&quot;
&quot;Wait a minute...&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found a pattern for knitting these once. My thought process:<br />
&#8220;Awwwww!&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Wait a minute&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Jesse</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-inventions.com/random/two-person-mittens/comment-page-1/#comment-33494</link>
		<dc:creator>Jesse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 19:52:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Always on the go? Never have time to find *two* sets of gloves? We&#039;ll life just got a lot a easier!

That&#039;s right, with our patented Two-Person Mittens, you only need to keep track of *one* pair of gloves. Whether you wish to go out into the smiting cold with friends, family, or complete strangers, Two-Person Mittens are for you!

Travel in frigid weather in the most comfortable state possible! A shroud of 100% cotton protects your hands from the harshest of cold. Great for musicians and other professionals who need to be able to move their fingers with the greatest ease.

  Two-Person Mittens...
     Our hands, our your hands.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Always on the go? Never have time to find *two* sets of gloves? We&#8217;ll life just got a lot a easier!</p>
<p>That&#8217;s right, with our patented Two-Person Mittens, you only need to keep track of *one* pair of gloves. Whether you wish to go out into the smiting cold with friends, family, or complete strangers, Two-Person Mittens are for you!</p>
<p>Travel in frigid weather in the most comfortable state possible! A shroud of 100% cotton protects your hands from the harshest of cold. Great for musicians and other professionals who need to be able to move their fingers with the greatest ease.</p>
<p>  Two-Person Mittens&#8230;<br />
     Our hands, our your hands.</p>
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		<title>By: Francis</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-inventions.com/random/two-person-mittens/comment-page-1/#comment-32615</link>
		<dc:creator>Francis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ms. Stacy.
Yes that hoe may not be able to capitalize or punctuate, but who wants to wear a big red condom on their hand? Not me =].

And Ms. Ashley, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? I don&#039;t think you&#039;ll find a husband either.  Have fun getting rejected.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ms. Stacy.<br />
Yes that hoe may not be able to capitalize or punctuate, but who wants to wear a big red condom on their hand? Not me =].</p>
<p>And Ms. Ashley, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? I don&#8217;t think you&#8217;ll find a husband either.  Have fun getting rejected.</p>
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		<title>By: stacy</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-inventions.com/random/two-person-mittens/comment-page-1/#comment-32614</link>
		<dc:creator>stacy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:58:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ms. Ashley, I suggest you consider peoples&#039; feelings before cursing at whomever took the time to make those mittens.  Don&#039;t belittle people when you probably do not even know how to use a sewing machine yourself.  Good luck finding a respectable husband with that vocabulary.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ms. Ashley, I suggest you consider peoples&#8217; feelings before cursing at whomever took the time to make those mittens.  Don&#8217;t belittle people when you probably do not even know how to use a sewing machine yourself.  Good luck finding a respectable husband with that vocabulary.</p>
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		<title>By: stacy</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-inventions.com/random/two-person-mittens/comment-page-1/#comment-32613</link>
		<dc:creator>stacy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think it&#039;s adorable!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think it&#8217;s adorable!</p>
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		<title>By: Ashley</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-inventions.com/random/two-person-mittens/comment-page-1/#comment-30737</link>
		<dc:creator>Ashley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That is the most stupid invention i have ever seen make something better will ya ass holes</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is the most stupid invention i have ever seen make something better will ya ass holes</p>
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		<title>By: Jackie</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-inventions.com/random/two-person-mittens/comment-page-1/#comment-28157</link>
		<dc:creator>Jackie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 00:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>they must be in love</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>they must be in love</p>
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		<title>By: i did your mom</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-inventions.com/random/two-person-mittens/comment-page-1/#comment-14285</link>
		<dc:creator>i did your mom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 22:37:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>u suck</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>u suck</p>
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